mech ki aaankh!!!!

These are some of the common dialouges one gets to here in our class....

[this is purely a fictitious work:[NOT!!!]]

...at the assembly...

Sumeet Razdan:Eh tune kal ka TOM ka assignment poora kiya kya?

Paul:Woh incomplete tha????Christ!!!!!!

Chandan:Kaunsa assignment...???

Sumeet:Arey wohi-

Bhaskar:Hello darlings !!!kya chalu hai!!???

Paul:Abey batch 1 ne tom ka 6th assignment poora kiya kya?

Bhaskar:obviously....

Paul:Arey yaaaaaaaar!!!!viva bhi dena hai!!!

Bhaskar:toh???

Paul:arey bhari hai ne!!!

Bhaskar:Masbooth !!!!

[everybody is thinking what to do...]

Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!! thoameoqoe akaka aejashsshiignamemnt apoooera hogaayt kaya?

Paul looks at Bhaskar who looks at Chandan who flares his nose at Paul....

Paul:Hein??

Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!! thoameoqoe akaka aejashsshiignamemnt apoooera hogaayt kaya?

[all our brains start goin in to slow mo...."abey thumne kal ka jo assignment tha... woh poora hogaya kya?]

Chandan:nahi hum log uske baare meim discussion kar rahe hein.....

Abhishek slaps Paul on the back

Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!thotumenepoorraasiignmentkabkarnekaplankiyahaiaajhojaegakinahi???

SLOW MO......

abey tho tumene poora assignment kab karneke plan kiya hai...aaj poora ho jaega ki nahi??

Raj comes...

Raj:toh...kya chalu hai ??

Paul &Chandan:You finished yesterday's TOM assignment ???

Raj:abey KYA PAKHHARAHAA HAI!!!Woh toh mera kal hi hogaya tha [he grins....]

Paul &Chandan:SAAALLLAA!!!

Bhaskar:CR sala .....

Abhishek:ABHEYY!!!ehrajmeinteraasssignmentloookyaaaa??

Raj:Meine srinath ko de diya woh sir ko directly de diya.....

[how on earth did he understand that.....]

Abhishek:Eh Paultunekiyakyatomka6thasssssssignment?tomka6thassignmentkiyakyatuneee?

Paul:ARREYY!!!bola na nahi kiya!!!

Abhishek:AREEEYYY gussamatthonnaaayaaar!!

2minutes of silence is [supposed]to be going on....

Sayuj:woh senior agar apna watch dekhega toh acha rahega.....

paul and bhaskar smirk....

Bhaskar:pehla lecture kiska hai ...???

Paul:Shayad thermal....

Bhaskar:ooooooooooo...efffyseayensea.....

Fofadya:AAHHEYYY!!! SILENCE!!!

Senior log:Chal chal aage dekh.....

While climbing the stairs......

Abhishek:ABEYYYY!!!! tohhogayakya aauhsuhignmentlikkke???

Paul:m10 minute meim ....assembly meim ...tom ka assignment kaisa ....

Abhishek:ARRREEYYY!!!!PAUL!!!!Gussssakyohhhorrra??

lecture is about to start....

Ned:Eh Fu@!#@!ker got ny assignments to write ???

Paul:NOPE....I dont write in the language you talk....

Ned:Whaaa??

Paul:Trash    talk....

Ned:Bitch....give neeeeee....

Paul:hummmmmmmmmmmm.......TE ka....

Ned:Haaan chalega TE MT IE  give all.....

lecture is going on.......

chandan and me sitting on the fifth bench

of a row consisting of 10 benches....:i.e first bench....

efffyseaanseee is teaching something which looks like a dart game:velocity diagrams....

today she is just whiling away the time....:notes laana bhoool gayi......

when.....

MSD CALL!!!!!

Paul:Saaaaaallaaaaabhassssskhurrrrrr!!!!

MSD CALL!!!!!

Chandan:Chaaaaaaillaaaa!!!

.....Chinmay-"i get high on:bikes,the eyes,ganne ka juice,CHAI-" Sunil Patil.....has been aroused[all pun intended...].....

Chinmay:CHAAAAIIIIII.........

THUD!!!!!....he returns to whatever "weighing lesser than 60kgs ...riding a harley... with the eyes behind me... holding a glass of chai in 1 hand and ganne ka juice in the other...."dream he was in ...... 

please let us know if more works of fiction are required ....