These are some of the common dialouges one gets to here in our class....
[this is purely a fictitious work:[NOT!!!]]
...at the assembly...
Sumeet Razdan:Eh tune kal ka TOM ka assignment poora kiya kya?
Paul:Woh incomplete tha????Christ!!!!!!
Chandan:Kaunsa assignment...???
Sumeet:Arey wohi-
Bhaskar:Hello darlings !!!kya chalu hai!!???
Paul:Abey batch 1 ne tom ka 6th assignment poora kiya kya?
Bhaskar:obviously....
Paul:Arey yaaaaaaaar!!!!viva bhi dena hai!!!
Bhaskar:toh???
Paul:arey bhari hai ne!!!
Bhaskar:Masbooth !!!!
[everybody is thinking what to do...]
Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!! thoameoqoe akaka aejashsshiignamemnt apoooera hogaayt kaya?
Paul looks at Bhaskar who looks at Chandan who flares his nose at Paul....
Paul:Hein??
Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!! thoameoqoe akaka aejashsshiignamemnt apoooera hogaayt kaya?
[all our brains start goin in to slow mo...."abey thumne kal ka jo assignment tha... woh poora hogaya kya?]
Chandan:nahi hum log uske baare meim discussion kar rahe hein.....
Abhishek slaps Paul on the back
Abhishek:ABHEEYYY!!!thotumenepoorraasiignmentkabkarnekaplankiyahaiaajhojaegakinahi???
SLOW MO......
abey tho tumene poora assignment kab karneke plan kiya hai...aaj poora ho jaega ki nahi??
Raj comes...
Raj:toh...kya chalu hai ??
Paul &Chandan:You finished yesterday's TOM assignment ???
Raj:abey KYA PAKHHARAHAA HAI!!!Woh toh mera kal hi hogaya tha [he grins....]
Paul &Chandan:SAAALLLAA!!!
Bhaskar:CR sala .....
Abhishek:ABHEYY!!!ehrajmeinteraasssignmentloookyaaaa??
Raj:Meine srinath ko de diya woh sir ko directly de diya.....
[how on earth did he understand that.....]
Abhishek:Eh Paultunekiyakyatomka6thasssssssignment?tomka6thassignmentkiyakyatuneee?
Paul:ARREYY!!!bola na nahi kiya!!!
Abhishek:AREEEYYY gussamatthonnaaayaaar!!
2minutes of silence is [supposed]to be going on....
Sayuj:woh senior agar apna watch dekhega toh acha rahega.....
paul and bhaskar smirk....
Bhaskar:pehla lecture kiska hai ...???
Paul:Shayad thermal....
Bhaskar:ooooooooooo...efffyseayensea.....
Fofadya:AAHHEYYY!!! SILENCE!!!
Senior log:Chal chal aage dekh.....
While climbing the stairs......
Abhishek:ABEYYYY!!!! tohhogayakya aauhsuhignmentlikkke???
Paul:m10 minute meim ....assembly meim ...tom ka assignment kaisa ....
Abhishek:ARRREEYYY!!!!PAUL!!!!Gussssakyohhhorrra??
lecture is about to start....
Ned:Eh Fu@!#@!ker got ny assignments to write ???
Paul:NOPE....I dont write in the language you talk....
Ned:Whaaa??
Paul:Trash talk....
Ned:Bitch....give neeeeee....
Paul:hummmmmmmmmmmm.......TE ka....
Ned:Haaan chalega TE MT IE give all.....
lecture is going on.......
chandan and me sitting on the fifth bench
of a row consisting of 10 benches....:i.e first bench....
efffyseaanseee is teaching something which looks like a dart game:velocity diagrams....
today she is just whiling away the time....:notes laana bhoool gayi......
when.....
MSD CALL!!!!!
Paul:Saaaaaallaaaaabhassssskhurrrrrr!!!!
MSD CALL!!!!!
Chandan:Chaaaaaaillaaaa!!!
.....Chinmay-"i get high on:bikes,the eyes,ganne ka juice,CHAI-" Sunil Patil.....has been aroused[all pun intended...].....
Chinmay:CHAAAAIIIIII.........
THUD!!!!!....he returns to whatever "weighing lesser than 60kgs ...riding a harley... with the eyes behind me... holding a glass of chai in 1 hand and ganne ka juice in the other...."dream he was in ......
please let us know if more works of fiction are required ....
