-homework kya hai ?
(if not this then)
-homework tha kya ?
(else for the knowledgeable few)
-abey yeh sum nahi karne ka tha ...(inspite of him not even starting it )
-(for the deeply inspired or the many threatened)abey chal chalu karte hai ....
-(always followed by)aabey journal sheet de ne!
-(some are always unprepared)chal chal ,pen ,pencil,eraser,scale,answers sab de de....
-(for the seekers of knowledge)arey a scholty bata naa ye sum kya hai ?
-(for the cryptologist)abey yeh word/sentence/homework kya hai ...
-(personal fav)chod na ...kya tp karra ...jo word samaj meim nahi aa raha hai uska diagram nikal...
(when lecture has begun...)
(prof is asking people if they have done the homework)
(to the brave..sometimes stupid who raise their hands for not doing it )
prof-
-what happened ,why homework not done eh ?
-what no reference book ..what library is for ?(student mutters:for books u dolt not for students)
(for students who inspire some promise in sir)
-sir we tried the sum but....
prof:
-eh what?..."we tried..."you are into RnD now?
-how both made same mistakes?(student:sir we were confirming answers ..and both had same steps,same variables...hence...same answer...)
(never tried this out...)
(when student has drawn diagram with pen..and done it freehand \m/)
sir:eh what this!no pencil no scale?
(student:umm...sir question meim ..acceleration aur velocity poocha hai ...)
sir :why absent ?
student:ummm not well sir...
sir:what not well ?
student :ummm fever sir..
sir:what fever?
student:(@#%!@$^)aids sir...
sir:(not paying attention...)what aids huh?
